Quote from Doug in My Cold Shower
J.D.: Well, I'm giving up on Melody. Turk: Dude, no! Man, me, I'm married. So I may never, ever, ever have sex again. You, there's still a chance for you. Damn it, if you're gonna do it for yourself, at least do it for me! Todd: And me! Doug: For all of us? What, you guys are surprised I don't get any?