J.D.: [v.o.] This saliva heavy display was because Keith was going out of town for a few days.
Keith: Come on, Elliot, let me just borrow it for the weekend. I promise I'll bring it back.
Elliot: No, I need it. Now go. [Keith walks away] Whenever he goes away, he always wants to take my tushie.
J.D.: Why doesn't he just do what I did when we were dating? Wait until you fall asleep naked and take a picture of it.
Elliot: Did you actually do that?
J.D.: No!
J.D.: [v.o.] It's my screensaver!