Quote from J.D. in My Turf War
J.D.: [v.o.] This saliva heavy display was because Keith was going out of town for a few days. Keith: Come on, Elliot, let me just borrow it for the weekend. I promise I'll bring it back. Elliot: No, I need it. Now go. [Keith walks away] Whenever he goes away, he always wants to take my tushie. J.D.: Why doesn't he just do what I did when we were dating? Wait until you fall asleep naked and take a picture of it. Elliot: Did you actually do that? J.D.: No! J.D.: [v.o.] It's my screensaver!