Dr. Cox: Look, in this world, when you trying to settle a score, there are things you can do and things you cannot do. Under no circumstances can you ever perform unnecessary surgery just to unload an annoying patient.
Turk: Um, did I get drunk last night and sent you an e-mail asking for your opinion about what I did?
Dr. Cox: I don't know. I didn't check.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Turkleberry, can you please explain to me why you performed surgery on that patient? Better yet, you can tell it to the ethics committee later on today. Maybe they'll just slap you with a suspension instead of taking away your licence.