Keith: Elliot, I don't have a friend in Vegas, okay? That was a test to see if you even care about our anniversary. Obviously you don't.
Elliot: Why are you trying to mess up a good thing?
Keith: Oh, so now my feelings don't count?
Elliot: Look, I- [notices Dr. Kelso sitting down at their table] Sir, can I help you here?
Dr. Kelso: Oh, you already are, sweetheart. I forgot to bring my paper down here but this gabfest is just delicious. So, go on. You were talking about your relationship, only it was like: he's the chick and you're the dude!