J.D.: [v.o.] All right, you wanna seal the godfather deal, make Jordan feel like she's the first woman that ever gave birth. Congratulate hard or go home.
J.D.: Y-a-t'il une mère dans la maison? That's French for "Is there a mama in the house?" Wow, do you look hot for all what you just got in! Can you believe it, Per? Are you with me? You are, I know I am! What's that smell? That's the sweet scent of afterbirth. Jordan, I am so happy to be in your life and these are for you.
J.D.: [v.o.] You are in the zone! Now break at home with an emotional voice crack to show the depth of your love!
J.D.: [voice cracks] I am so happy for you.
J.D.: [v.o.] Bravo!
Jordan: When are the people I actually give a crap about showing up?