Elliot: So until Kelso reinstates me here, my practice has me doing house calls on all the rich clients. During the last one, I'm taking the woman's vitals and her grandson kept trying to poke his tiny little fingers up my butt.
Carla: Kids, huh?
Elliot: He's 41, Carla. He just has very small hands.
Carla: Oh, that's not right.
Elliot: Can you believe Kelso?
Carla: Dr. Kelso is just angry, Elliot. I mean, have you ever considered it from his side? This hospital trains you for five years and you go get a better job. Which is great but, I mean... Let me ask you this: Have you ever once thanked him?