Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Scrubs
Dr. Kelso: Listen up people, gather around. Not you, Mr. Miller, staff only. All right, this is going to be very sample. Whoever has been stealing scrubs is going to raise their hand, pay the hospital back, and be immediately fired. Let's see 'em. Okay, you people leave me no choice. [later:] Dr. Kelso: There. Now you all have to wear scrubs so hideous that no one would steal them. You brought this on yourselves, you thieving bastards.