Turk: This is what really happened.
[flashback to a bored Turk and Stacy sitting in his college dorm room:]
Turk: [v.o.] Stacy and I were waiting for you to come back from class, and she said: "Hey, we should have a water-balloon fight!" We got all wet from the water balloons and Stacy was like: "Brr, I'm cold! Let's take off all our clothes, get under the covers and warm up!" Then you came back from your class and you heard Stacy saying: "Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys!" [Turk spinning a basketball on his finger] Then you came in and said "Uh, hey guys" "Calm down J.D., this isn't what it looks like." Then I said: "All right?"
[present:]
Turk: Nothing happened. So drop it.
J.D.: No balloons! And we didn't even have a basketball!