Quote from J.D. in My Fishbowl
J.D.: Maybe you not being able to have sex tonight is karmic payback for having sex with Stacy. Turk: J.D., drop it! e:What happened that night? J.D.: This is how I remember it. [flashback to a long-haired J.D. walking to his college dorm room:] J.D.: [v.o.] I was coming down from class and from outside my room I heard, "Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys!" So I opened the door and I see you and Stacy. So I said: "Get off my girl before I kick your ass so deep, you won't be crapping out Keds for a week!" Then you said: "Chill out, dawg. You know you're my boy! This ain't be what it looks like, a'ight?" [present:] J.D.: But it wasn't a'ight, was it Turk?