J.D.: Maybe you not being able to have sex tonight is karmic payback for having sex with Stacy.
Turk: J.D., drop it!
e:What happened that night?
J.D.: This is how I remember it.
[flashback to a long-haired J.D. walking to his college dorm room:]
J.D.: [v.o.] I was coming down from class and from outside my room I heard, "Oh, my God, it's true what they say about black guys!" So I opened the door and I see you and Stacy. So I said: "Get off my girl before I kick your ass so deep, you won't be crapping out Keds for a week!" Then you said: "Chill out, dawg. You know you're my boy! This ain't be what it looks like, a'ight?"
[present:]
J.D.: But it wasn't a'ight, was it Turk?