Turk: Now, if you'll excuse me, let me drop some knowledge on Dr. Keez-ox.
J.D.: Good luck.
Turk: Excuse me, coming through.
Dr. Cox: So, this patient has fever of 103, renal failure and platelets of 25,000. What is the diagnosis and management? [all hands go up]
Turk: Bam! Put them down! It's obvious the patient's septic. I'd treat him with an activated protein C. Boo-ya kasha!
Dr. Cox: Dr. Turk, that's just an excellent diagnosis.
Turk: Hee!
Dr. Cox: However, with his low platelet count, treatment with activated protein C, would cause what, class?
All: Brain hemorrhage!
Dr. Cox: And what would that cause?
J.D.: His death! Sorry, I got so excited, I was yelling things out. Hey, Ron.