J.D.: You know what? I'll make a deal: you stick with your physical therapy and I will ask Ann out. Deal?
Brian: Yeah.
J.D.: [v.o.] I wonder what the odds are of Ann saying "yes".
[fantasy: Nurse Roberts flies up to the window with the angel wings:]
Nurse Roberts: It's never gonna happen, Q-Tip.
J.D.: Kelso just had his car washed!
Nurse Roberts: I'm on it!
[reality:]
J.D.: [v.o.] What did I eat last night?!