Quote from J.D. in My Therapeutic Month
J.D.: You know what? I'll make a deal: you stick with your physical therapy and I will ask Ann out. Deal? Brian: Yeah. J.D.: [v.o.] I wonder what the odds are of Ann saying "yes". [fantasy: Nurse Roberts flies up to the window with the angel wings:] Nurse Roberts: It's never gonna happen, Q-Tip. J.D.: Kelso just had his car washed! Nurse Roberts: I'm on it! [reality:] J.D.: [v.o.] What did I eat last night?!