Carla: There you are. You gotta help pull J.D. out of this spiral.
Dr. Cox: Any other day I'd say no, but today I'm gonna go ahead and just say no.
Elliot: He took care of you when you were wallowing on your couch drinking scotch like it was vodka.
Dr. Cox: I accidentally killed 3 people. He got arrested for pushing a scooter and he passes out when he poos.
Carla: Okay, you're going to help him.
Dr. Cox: But just answer me this one question: after six long years, aren't you getting tired of taking care of him?
Elliot: Of course we are, but we're his friends.
J.D.: I'd heard every word. See, unfortunately, I had forgotten that Ted and Todd were under Janitorial orders to tape me to the ceiling.