J.D.: Well, I read up on vasovagal syncope. To treat it I have to work on reducing my stress. At least Buzz agreed not to call the cops if I don't tell all the other neighbors Donna's barren.
Turk: Damn, dude, you've got it pretty rough.
J.D.: You hear that, everybody? I do have it rough, and that's coming from a man who knows a teensy bit about adversity. And why is that, Turk?
Turk: Because I'm black.
J.D.: No, because you have diabetes. What's hard about being black?