J.D.: [v.o.] I'm such a total loser. My girlfriend and I broke up, I live in a tent. Plus, I feel sick enough to actually get checked out, and guess who's on call?
Dr. Cox: It doesn't look right.
J.D.: What? What is it?
Dr. Cox: You have a penis. Or that's what I think it is.
J.D.: It's a penis.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough.