Quote from Turk in His Story IV
Turk: Elliot, the only good that's come from our occupation of Iraq is exposing the neo-conservative conspiracy to perpetuate American cultural and economic imperialism! Elliot: What do you think, J.D.? J.D.: Can you excuse me a second?! [to Turk] Did you break our pact and start reading the newspapers? Turk: Carla is making me. Normally I wouldn't go near the things, except for the funnies. J.D.: Oh, of course the funnies. The funnies don't count. By the way, did you read Marmaduke today? Can you believe he gave the pizza delivery dude a bone as a tip? Turk: No, but that's what's great about Marmaduke. He's always sticking on his feet. J.D.: I think you mean "paws".