Quote from J.D. in His Story IV
J.D.: [v.o.] I always wondered what he did in his office all day. Dr. Kelso: Human Magic 8 Ball, tell me if I should play golf this weekend. [shakes Ted's head] Ted: I'm a lawyer! Dr. Kelso: I said, should I play golf? [shakes again] Ted: Ask again later. Why would I say that? [Kelso shakes his head again] [reality:] J.D.: My daydreams are crazy. Ted: Oh, dizzy. [crashes into a supply cart]