J.D. Quote #1334
Quote from J.D. in His Story IV
J.D.: [v.o.] I always wondered what he did in his office all day.
Dr. Kelso: Human Magic 8 Ball, tell me if I should play golf this weekend. [shakes Ted's head]
Ted: I'm a lawyer!
Dr. Kelso: I said, should I play golf? [shakes again]
Ted: Ask again later. Why would I say that? [Kelso shakes his head again]
[reality:]
J.D.: My daydreams are crazy.
Ted: Oh, dizzy. [crashes into a supply cart]
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.