J.D.: [v.o.] To make more cash, Sacred Heart had started catering to rich folk. Hence the swanky new suites.
Nurse: Turn down service, Mr. Worthington?
J.D.: Oh, not now.
Nurse: When's a good time?
J.D.: Never. He's in a coma.
J.D.: [v.o.] Not only were the new suites super expensive, they were absolutely ruing my figure. [takes mint]