Quote from Turk in My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
J.D.: So what is Elliot's plan? Turk: Ah, it's really simple: See, when Carla says "I'm thirsty," Elliot'll say, "Oh no, I forgot the ice chips." That's when I walk in, ice in hand, and I say, "Christopher Turk, at your cervix!"