Turk: Look, Elliot, I'm really trying to be involved in the birth of my child, but you just keep boxing me out.
Elliot: That is not true. Now, outta my way, I've gotta order the birth announcements, put in the carseat, and find a yard to bury the placenta. Oh, my God, I'm a monster! Turk, I am so sorry. I just love babies so much.
Keith: It's true. Sometimes she makes me wear a diaper.
Elliot: Keith! Private!