Quote from J.D. in My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
[fantasy: Nurse Roberts' Jesus figure starts talking to J.D.] Jesus: She's right, J.D. Every life is precious. J.D.: But what if having this baby is a huge mistake for us? Jesus: Okay, I'm gonna make this real simple: No abortions, okay? J.D.: But what if- Jesus: No abortions! J.D.: Lemme finish! What if the parents were like abusive drug addicts who would neglect their kids? Jesus: Oh, well, in that case it'd be okay. J.D.: Really? Jesus: [yells] No abortions! How are you not getting this!?