J.D.: [v.o.] No problem. I'll just go chill at my deck with a little vino. Unfortunately, it was still a hangout spot for gay seniors.
[ABBA's "Dancing Queen" plays]
J.D.: All right! That's enough! I have seen "Les Mis" over a dozen times, so I have nothing against giant queens per se, all right? In fact, my life would be a whole lot easier if I was married to one of you guys. Excuse me. [passes out]
Old Man: You heard him, girls? Let's roll!