J.D.: Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen the inside of your apartment before.
Kim: Said the father of my unborn child. Heh! That was a joke. Oh, come on. No laugh from a guy who, when he orders a coffee, says "Thanks a latte!"
J.D.: Well, that's different, Kim, that's hilarious. This is life-changing.
Kim: We can get through this.
J.D.: You know what else is pretty classic, when the coffee guy asks for money, you say: "Sorry, my wallet's in my other pair of mocha-chinos." That always gets 'em.
Kim: [pager beeps] Ah, dammit. I have to go to the hospital.
J.D.: Scone is also a--a funny word, but I don't like them, I prefer croissants.