Dr. Kelso: Careful, Turkleton. First, it's no coffee. Next thing you know, she's going to want you in the delivery room, holding her hands while she pushes that little bugger out.
Carla: My man will be there when his baby is born.
Dr. Kelso: Of course he will. It's a different generation. [to Turk] Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.