J.D.: Anyhoo, don't worry about crying. I got this menthol from the pharmacy. I read online that actors in "Holly-weird" spray their eyes when they need to fake-cry.
Turk: Why do you have five of them?
J.D.: Oh, I'm using it for the final death scene in my movie, Dr. Acula. Last night, my German financier, Hans, rest in peace, died on the Autobahn. So now I got to shoot the whole thing on my cell phone.