Quote from J.D. in My Fallen Idol
Lisa: I heard that he attacked one of the busboys. Keith: Yeah, I heard he bitch-slapped the maitre d'. J.D.: Now, enough, gang. That's how rumors get started. Hell, Gloria, I made a joke once that you were hooking up with Leonard, the big, black security guard with the hook-hand, now everyone thinks it's true. Gloria: It is true. And I'm never going back. Leonard: Gloria! [kissing sound] I love me some white meat. J.D.: Okay, well, make sure you put antiseptic on any puncture wounds, okay?