Lisa: I heard that he attacked one of the busboys.
Keith: Yeah, I heard he bitch-slapped the maitre d'.
J.D.: Now, enough, gang. That's how rumors get started. Hell, Gloria, I made a joke once that you were hooking up with Leonard, the big, black security guard with the hook-hand, now everyone thinks it's true.
Gloria: It is true. And I'm never going back.
Leonard: Gloria! [kissing sound] I love me some white meat.
J.D.: Okay, well, make sure you put antiseptic on any puncture wounds, okay?