Dr. Cox: Why? Why is Kelso doing this to me?
Jordan: Well, you know.
Dr. Cox: No, I don't. All I remember is that we were both making fun of our kids, and then bam, he stuck me with Ted.
Jordan: No, no. You made fun of your kid, he made fun of his kid, and then you made fun of his kid. Don't you get it? You can never say bad things about someone else's kid. Ever.