Dan: Hey, boys. Hey, Chris, if there was a test to see if your baby was gay, would you do it?
[fantasy: Turk joins Carla as she gets an ultrasound. The doctor plays The Village People's Y.M.C.A on a cassette player so the fetus can hear. On the monitor, the fetus energetically dances.]
Carla: Oh, sweetie, he's-
Turk: Extremely. Yes. And I'm OK with it.