Elliot: All right. I've made a little tweak to the schedule. Lisa, you're on tonight and Keith is off because he's got some hospital-related business. [Lisa scoffs] Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.
Lisa: Life if you and I were sleeping together?
Elliot: First, the only woman in this hospital that I would even consider sleeping with is Jamie in Pediatrics. [all sigh] I know. And secondly, I'm the attending, so tough tuchus.