Turk: Mmm. That was amazing, baby. I've never felt so close to you.
Carla: Oh, me too. [sighs] Turk?
Turk: Were you not done cuddling, honey? I was thinking maybe we could go over to J.D. 's half-acre. Put a blanket down. You can lie in my lap while I stroke your hair.
Carla: Real reason, Turk.
Turk: J.D. has a Slip 'n Slide and I want to show off my slammin' new moves. I call this "The Captain." Right. And then, wait, "The Dolphin." [squeaks]
Carla: I swear, Turk, sometimes I think you and J.D. are more of a couple than we are.
J.D.: [over watch] Tell her I've known you longer.
Carla: Ugh!