J.D.: [v.o.] Around here, it's tough to hang onto things. So if someone's trying to take your new friend away, you lie.
Janitor: The bird's dead, sir. And if you're wondering, Sanchez tasted like chicken. I ate him.
Dr. Kelso: I get it. Now, just sign this order form so I can stop talking to you.
[Sanchez drops Dr. Cox's pen onto the clipboard]
Janitor: Gracias.
Dr. Kelso: Nada.