J.D.: [v.o.] Yes, I like some interns more than others, but I never let personal feelings affect my professional behavior.
J.D.: You're late, Keith, which doesn't surprise me because you're a bad person.
Keith: Sorry, they needed help with a shooting victim downstairs.
J.D.: Lies will get you nowhere, Keith.
Keith: I'm covered in his blood.
J.D.: That could be anyone's blood.
Carla: Here's the gunshot victim from downstairs.
Man: Hey, look, my blood.
J.D.: That's not your blood.
Man: Yes, it is.
J.D.: Quiet time.