J.D.: [v.o.] The worst thing about Elliot having picked my annoying intern, Keith, as her permanent booty call is that if he's had a few beers, he sometimes forgets which bedroom is hers.
Keith: Mmm. I'm here, lover.
J.D.: Tender.
[later, at the hospital:]
J.D.: In my defense, Keith's a decent kisser, and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.
Turk: The same thing happened to me in college.
J.D.: Really? What guy drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?
J.D.: [v.o.] And it was at that moment that Turk and I remembered the incident we'd managed to block out for 12 years.
Turk: You OK with us not hanging out for a couple of weeks?
J.D.: Totally.
Turk: Okay.