J.D.: [v.o.] Carla listened at the door while I was helping Turk ask for gym equipment.
Dr. Kelso: What do you want?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then Turk lied.
Turk: Sir, we're here on behalf of Dr. Bianca. You know, the albino radiologist?
Dr. Kelso: Oh, Jim! Who'd he get pregnant this time? I tell you, the ladies cannot resist that ivory rascal.
Turk: Sir, Jim is demanding that he gets new equipment in his lab.
Dr. Kelso: Demanding?
[Carla moves out of the way as Dr. Kelso opens his door to let J.D. and Turk out:]
Dr. Kelso: There is no way in hell that Jim is getting new equipment!
Turk: Sorry, baby. I tried.