Turk: You're too picky with women.
J.D.: You used to be the same way. Somehow you got over it and now you're married.
Turk: That's 'cause I was never as bad as you.
J.D.: Oh, really? Remember "Whitney the Snapper?"
Turk: [sighs]
[flashback to Turk with a girl in his college dorm:]
Turk: Hey. I just wanted to say thanks for dinner tonight.
Whitney: And for dessert you're gonna get a little Whitney a [snaps] la [snaps] mode. [snaps]
Turk: Get out.
[present:]
Turk: Too much.