Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Half-Acre
Turk: Dr. Kelso, I'll go to that conference. Dr. Kelso: Turkleton, I have many more pressing issues, starting with a gigantic paralyzed wife, and ending with a gay son who has just written a scathing musical about me called Dr. Dad, which, despite mixed reviews, has just been held over in Buffalo. So why don't you just do whatever the hell you want to do.