Carla: J.D., I have to admit this to somebody: I don't like kids!
J.D.: What are you talking about? You're the most maternal person I know.
Carla: I'm a nurse, J.D.! I'm trained to fake it. I just don't see what's so adorable. I mean, "Yay, you made a poopie in the pottie!" I'm supposed to be impressed? There's a monkey at the zoo who can do that. I mean, you know, when he's not playing with himself.
J.D.: Well, if you don't want to have a baby, Carla, don't have a baby.
Carla: But J.D., I want to have a child with Turk more than anything in the world. I know it's crazy, but I'm a girl. It's how we roll. What am I gonna do? I'm supposed to be the brave one.