Quote from J.D. in My New God
J.D.: [v.o.] And I've always known if I make even the slightest gesture of friendship to a difficult co-worker... Man: Who are you? J.D.: [v.o.] I'll end up robbing an Asian couple's house. J.D.: [v.o.] I couldn't help wondering what the sentence was for stealing a buddha. After all, people get pretty sensitive about religion.