Ted: Gather round, people! Dr. Kelso has an announcement to make!
Dr. Kelso: That'll be all, Ted. You can go back to doing what you were doing.
Ted: It was my day off.
Dr. Kelso: Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our baby-mobile, which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women. Bottom line: If you're thinking about knocking up a homeless gal, I'd do it this weekend. [A bearded doctor laughs] Thank you, Colonel Doctor.
Doctor: Excuse me?
Dr. Kelso: I'm sorry. I don't know your name, and you look like that Kentucky Fried Chicken guy.