Quote from Elliot in My Day at the Races
Elliot: Promise to help me get through my thirtieth? J.D.: Mm-hmm. Will you tell me what Jake's fantasy was? Elliot: Nope. J.D.: It involve chains? Elliot: No. J.D.: Whips? Elliot: Nuh-uh. J.D.: Candle wax? Elliot: No. J.D.: Role playing? Elliot: No. J.D.: Lasers? Elliot: No. J.D.: Hamsters? Elliot: Negative. J.D.: Was he a Mexican apple thief? Elliot: [sighs] If only.