J.D.: [v.o.] The next morning was not good. Carla was not talking to Turk, Elliot had dropped by to help not talk to Turk and I was sneaking out in my undies because my clothes were in the dryer.
Elliot: J.D.? Morning, friends! Who's ready for some java?
Carla: Are you wearing boxers?
J.D.: Yes, I am, Carla, because I know when Turk's sad, he likes me to come over in my boxers, because he likes to call me his "honky Adonis." And that's what friends do.
[Carla and Elliot shrug]
J.D.: [v.o.] They bought it? Are we that gay?
Turk: What's that?
J.D.: Oh, that's my new driving sock. You can borrow.