J.D.: Hey, guys. Follow me. Listen, if you're having trouble finding a vein for an IV, please don't page me. If you're desperate, we're lucky. This is a city hospital, there are plenty of heroin addicts who are quite adept at this. Did you find a vein, there, Reverend Mayhem?
Reverend Mayhem: No problem.
J.D.: Good work, buddy. Stay in school. Mr. Kellerman, how're you feeling?
Mr. Kellerman: Not great.
J.D.: Well, that's probably why you're here! Ha! Humor is a great icebreaker for patients, OK? Follow me.