Dr. Cox: He just fell off of the jungle gym.
Jordan: You're not careful enough with him.
Dr. Cox: What about the time you had him and he brained himself on the coffee table?
Jordan: That was an accident.
Dr. Cox: Just a quick question. Why is it an accident when he's with you, but when Jack gets hurt on my time, it's because I'm not careful enough?
Jordan: Because I...
Dr. Cox: Oh, dear God. You're speechless. I won! I won an argument. Jack, it's unprecedented. We'll be at the playground drinking beer. Oh, god, we love beer!