Dr. Cox: All right, fine, I'm a little rougher than you are, but guess what? The two of us have two distinctly different parenting styles. You're an overbearing, hyper-cautious psychotic, and I'm, well, you know fun. And I think if we can meet somewhere in the middle, I think Jack's gonna be terrific. Besides, it's not like I ever put him in any real danger.
Jack: Flip!
Jordan: Flip? What does "flip" mean, Perry?
Dr. Cox: Jack probably thinks that Mommy and Daddy are being a little too sarcastic with each other.
Janitor: Maybe. Or it's because every time he says "flip," Daddy does a little trick where he grabs Jack by the ankles, he flips him upside down, he drops him down onto his shoulders, and then puts him in a little baby trapeze, shoots him across the sand box without a net.
Jordan: You are never taking Jack to the park without me. Ever!
Dr. Cox: Jordan. A trapeze?!
Janitor: Yeah. Photoshop. You can do anything. Here I have you wearing a duck's bill. Get it? Because you're a quack. No? Come on. Classic comedy my friend. He'll learn.