Todd: So once you got the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box, it's basically just a waiting game.
Doug: And for the record, that technique does not work with hot nachos.
Ted: You want to get Elliot, you get in good with her best friend.
Janitor: Who's Elliot?
Ted: Trust me. The way I got my girlfriend in junior high was by getting her best friend to like me.
Janitor: And how'd you do that?
Ted: Oh, I posed as her dad so she could rent a car. I lost my hair in eighth grade.
Todd: Tough break five.