J.D.: Who needs a baby-sitter? I'll do it! You don't even have to pay me in cash. Just pay me in hot showers. And you don't have to, like, wash me, unless you want to, but that could be weird. I don't know.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, I've got this one covered.
J.D.: Come on, you two are interracial best buddies. I, too, have a black best friend. Go out. Enjoy it. Celebrate your uniqueness. I can do it!
Ron: I'm sorry. Did you just call me black? Because the last time I checked, the correct term was African-American.
J.D.: Well, Turk lets me call him brown bear.
Ron: Who the hell is Turk?!
J.D.: I should go.
Dr. Cox: Angry black man. It never disappoints.
Ron: I pull it out when I need to.